Yet Another Dating Story

Well.... I am on a roll tonight so out come even more stories.

Michelle.... nice girl, but oh my!!!! I went through a stretch about 6 years ago of dating online with nothing but strangeness happening. Three weeks was the magic number. By the end of three weeks, something would go wrong, strange, bizarre, something.. .and Michelle was no different.

Met online and hit it off immediately. Turns out we even had a strong connection in the fact that while we were now both living in Calgary, we went to high school with each other in Saskatoon (more than a few years back and she was one grade up from me. I did not know her then).

Like the rest, those first three weeks were just awesome and life was good.

Then came Friday night. Michelle says "Come on over, it will be you, me, my friend 'Teresa' (name changed to protect.. well... the not-so-innocent) and her fiance 'Fred'". We will drink some homemade wine, watch some movies and relax". Sounds great :)

Late in the evening, suddenly Teresa puts a strawberry in her mouth, walks over to Michelle and gives Michelle a great big kiss and they share the strawberry.

Well.... I was completely shell shocked.

I looked over at Fred who had a silly assed, devilish grin and if to say "ya!!!!!! rock on".

I didn't know what to think and was completely stunned. I backed away to the kitchen and tried to gather my thoughts. Michelle, noticing that I was completely agast, comes up to me and says "This isn't how I wanted to tell you but I am bi-sexual. Teresa is my girlfriend of 6 months and I want you as my boyfriend and I want you both".

All I could think of is "Why can't I met a nice, quiet Saskatchewan girl", but "oh no... I find a bi-sexual who likes to share".

You know.. I have told this story to lots of folks over the years and its funny to say that I can THIS close to every man's fantasy and walked away.

Its damn funny in hind site, and funnier yet is that most people ask two questions.
1) Did you continue dating her? A solid, consistant "no" is my answer
2) Did you.... well... play? The answer depends on if you are male or female and is either "NO WAY!" or "Well... not that day anyways. LOL" (just kidding).