Well... I know I have a ton of stories that I promised and haven't got around to them and they are all pretty damn funny. My most recent addition to this list is from just this past summer (2010).
I was sort of dating a girl on/off and we decided to go out camping. She is a nice girl but has proven that she has a bit of an anger management issue. Well.... Saturday started out alright but it was clear that she was not in a good mood so I was careful on what I said and did.
Saturday night in the middle of the night it started to go all sideways. You know how when you suddenly are woken up, that you need a few seconds to get oriented and sometimes you ask a few questions? Well... I suddenly was poked and it woke me up so I immediately started saying "huh?", "What happened?, "is everything alright?",etc. Only to get blasted by this girl very angrly saying "Oh My God!!!!! You don't need to barriage me with questions! I only want you to roll over as you were snoring too much".
Well... ok. no biggie... I rolled over and went back to sleep.
Thats when I made the biggest dating mistake ever. Falling asleep very quickly, I farted in the tent. BOOM!!!!! She exploded! "Its a small tent! How dare you fart!... blah, blah, blah". I immediately woke up again not knowing what had happened to the verbal tirade of anger and tongue lashing and it didn't take long to figure out my critical mistake. It pissed her off so much that she left the tent and was yelling. gulp!!!!
Well... guess I had better learn how to choose when to fart in my sleep. LOL.
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