Dating Scene Part 2

Well.... getting back into the dating scene this year has once again reminded me what a strange and bizarre world is out there when it comes to dating.

Let see.. this years stories:

- Marie: Nice girl, cute but has a serious anger management issue and is crazy negative about everything. We dated in the spring for appx 3 months which was just ok, but her attitude kept putting me off and it all came to a head one fateful July day.

We went out camping overnight and Saturday was shaky as she was super bitchy all day but we muddled through it. Then we went to bed and got to sleep.... no biggie. You know how when you are woken up that you will be startled and ask things like "What?.. Is everything ok? Did something happen?"... Well... She woke me up at 4am and I was quite startled and suddenly got blasted with a very angry voice saying "Why the hell do you have to ask all these questions? I just wanted to you to roll over becuase you were snoring". Wow... ok... no problem.

Then... I made a critical dating mistake. I feel asleep pretty much immediately and must have farted when I fell asleep as she woke me up again and was yelling and extremely upset. "How dare I fart in a small tent in the outdoors (we had seperate sleeping bags)." And proceeded to get out of the tent, yelling and throwing stuff around. WOW.. OH WOW.. .Good dating tip. Don't fart while camping in the outdoors. LOL. So.. when i decided that was enough and broke up a few days later, she was actually very surprised and didn't understand why. LOL.. oh well.

- Lisa (name changed to protect.. well.. me?). Nice enough girl, but I had already known her for a few years and knew she could be quite a bitch sometimes. Not much to tell about her other than it lasted only a few weeks as I just couldn't stand her massive OCD issues. Her last name was "Sheets" (little odd, but no big deal). I damn near bust a gut when I found out that her maiden name was "Gross".. honest to god... she was Lisa Gross Sheets. LOL. WOW

- The Dating Agency. I decided to give a dating agency a try to see if that would help my luck. Nope... sure didn't. There first matches they gave me were kinda a big mismatch but I thought it would just take them a bit to get to know me and figure out what kinda of girl to match me too. Then one day, they called saying "Oh Rob.. we found the perfect girl for you. You two are going to be awesome and we are so excited to introduce you two". Turns out it was a large Philopino girl who spoke very little english and I still can't figure out what we had in common. WOW

- Match.com and warning of "head shots". If their profile only had head shots and no body photos = warning. I forgot that lesson from a few years ago. This fall I met a girl online and seemed to get along ok, but she kept ignorning my request for more pics and pushed for us to meet for supper. Alright... what the hell. lets see what happens. Her profile says she has an "average body type" (humm). When we arrived at the restaurant it became clear instantaneously. The waiter asks its a table for two and I say "Yes... two chairs for her ass and one for me too please.". LOL.. no.. I didn't say it, but really wanted to... very, very big girl. NEXT!!! (Not that I am trying to be shallow, but I have to have some interest in them sexually and big doesnt' do it for me anymore (maybe in my youth, but not now that I am pretty big. lol))

Well.. .I am sure there will continue to be more dating stories as life goes on, so stay tuned.

Good Night.
Rob